Cannibalism and the Modern Human

Wrestlemania Wisdom

from the Inconsistently Heinous website...

“This might sound crazy, but when two animals — the primal instincts kick in and survival kicks in... If you see someone weaker than you, you see someone that’s crippled or in a wheelchair, deep down your primal instinct, you want to destroy them, you want to eat them, you want to eat them alive! That is what we do. That is what human beings do to one another. That is our basic primal instincts.” Vince McMahon Once Said It Was “Human Instinct” To Want To Eat Someone In a Wheelchair, Wrestletalk

The above quote was part of a pep talk to two of his wrestlers before a big match. When he started out with “this might sound crazy,” America’s professional wrestling kingpin was certainly right. It was the only thing he got right. The rest of it is garbage, of course.

If most people wanted to kill and eat their weak neighbors, our society would look a lot different than it does today. Cannibalism is rare, thank G-d. So are frequen…