The Tell with Christine Axsmith

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Glad There's No Such Thing as Global Warming...

Glad There's No Such Thing as Global Warming...

Or I’d be worried.

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Let’s take this moment to join our gearless leader in jumping around in a meadow surrounded by sheep. Wingtip shoes not required.

Let’s grab every joy this moment brings.

Tellion List of Happinesses:

  • Dancing in public is no longer a phobia of mine.

  • Be nice. I watch these foreign crime shows and they are so mean to each other. If I were a crime lord, I would be the nicest one. There’s no need to insult or humiliate anyone else. There’s no reason drug deals can’t be pleasant interactions. Good manners are free.

  • My little Pekingese/Chihuahua mix is barking her head off at the guy across the hall for not getting her OK before moving out. She is really strict, that one. You better have your forms filled out, or else. But she gives me a break.

  • I can put my Christmas tree up early. It’s fake with plastic snow, but without my glasses still manages to trigger childhood memories.

  • I have a zillion hobbies.

  • I have strong communities in church, synagogue, recovery, and now at the boxing gym a …

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