How About This Guy for President?
Write in Randy Rainbow
After last night, I figured we could all use a lift. Found this video and it worked - at least for a moment.
Randy Rainbow’s Platform
America needs a solid leader who can lipsync for his life!
If you’re wanderlusting because your house is just disgusting and the IRS is just about to sue…
I’ll cook the books and let you give up taxes for Lent if you just vote Randy Rainbow for President!
If you want free college and a plethora of knowledge and a doll that always calls it like it is - tell that Gates I’m hiking up the age of consent when you vote Randy Rainbow for President!
If you want a Prez who always does the things he says and sings his pressers in the style of Le Miz, I’ll replace Sean Hannity with 50 Cent. Just vote Randy Rainbow for President!
Full video here.
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