My Evil Plan to Save Democracy

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My Evil Plan to Save Democracy

1. Assassinations don’t work. There’s always another jackass waiting in line.

2. Corporate America is already prepared for a work stoppage.

3. If you are willing to riot, you should be willing to go on a phone diet.

4. Deleting shopping and social media apps from your phone will be a serious threat to the system (see below). Burning buildings and cars wouldn’t be. This time, they are ready for that. Like the shit Obama pulled in shutting down the Occupy encampments. No one can make you have an app on your phone. It is something these masters of the universe can’t control, and no sheriff could force.

5. Protect the mission from the “I Like To Lose” Left. You will know them because they will want to add issues that aren’t concrete and propose solutions that are vague. There is no “and” here. It is not “the Supreme Court cannot stop the counting of votes” AND “stop global warming.” The target has to be specific, immediate and already …