Alex Jones Will Eat His Neighbors
OK, you got me. I’m watching this on loop.
Alex Jones has once again played the United States for fools. He set up the messaging trap, and we fell right in.
It started with a threat to eat leftist ass, with seeming unawareness of how this phrase might be interpreted. Of course, universal mockery of this message was immediate and complete.
But that is what he wanted.
Then Alex Jones “clarified” that he actually meant cannibalism is inevitable as people will be starving after a “road warrior collapse.” It was really everybody else that was just a pervert for interpreting what he said as a sex thing instead of survivalism.
At this point he has captured our attention, as planned. He has responded implausibly. We are talking about him. Bonkers as it is, Alex Jones is driving the conversation.
This topic gets people to look up other times Alex Jones has discussed cannibalism. From a video three years ago:
I’m literally looking at my neighbors now. I’m ready to hang them up and gut them and scan them and chop them up, you know. My daughters aren’t starving to death. I’ll eat my neighbors.
My superpower is being honest. I’ll eat your ass. I will.
I’m starting to think about having to eat my neighbors.
YOU THINK I LIKE SIZING UP MY NEIGHBORS? How I’m going to haul him up by chain and chop his ass up?
I’ll do it.
My children aren’t going hungry. I will eat your ass. That’s why I want the globalists to know I will eat your ass first.
After promising to “dig globalists out of their bunker” and describing how he will end their lives for their satanic rituals, he ends his tirade with
“But just for the courts and everything, I’m joking around here.”
And that’s the funny part. Even with the disclaimer, Alex Jones won the messaging war again. But imagine being one of his neighbors.