The Onion Just Bought InfoWars
Just coming out of my cocoon of shock to find a delightful piece of news in The New York Times. The satirical site The Onion bought Alex Jones’ InfoWars. I am giggling in anticipation.
The Onion does not attempt to write news. So don’t believe it when they tell you
“Trump Boys Have Slap Fight Over Who Gets To Run Foreign Policy Meetings” or
“Oklahoma Law Requires Ten Commandments To Be Displayed In Every Womb” or
“New Dating Site Suggests People You Already Know But Thought You Were Too Good For” or
“HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room”. (I found this one especially helpful. Maybe you will, too.)
We’re doing a pivot here at The Tell. Gone are the halcyon days of foreboding. Now it will be optimism, sarcasm and action!
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