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Will the Real Fetterman Stand Up?

Will the Real Fetterman Stand Up?

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Christine Axsmith
Mar 31, 2023
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

U.S. Senator Fetterman is getting help for his depression. Good for him. Hopefully he will be an example to people who need help but don’t ask for it.

But that’s not today’s topic.

Bored citizens are now accusing Sen. Fetterman of not being THE REAL Sen. Fetterman. Instead, they believe there has been a switch and there is a kind of body double acting as Sen. Fetterman. THE REAL Sen. Fetterman has either died, gone into hiding, resigned or has brain damage - according to these speculators.

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The gleeful twitter user “Catturd” notes “It’s a miracle … In only 3 weeks, John Fetterman got a total head replacement. Man, he has some good doctors.” Is that what you take away from a photo of someone who looks more relaxed and happy?

Naturally, his only conclusion is that the junior Senator from Pennsylvania has been replaced by someone else - because there is no other way to explain how photos from different cameras, different angles, different light and different resolution could make someone look, well, different.

Hey! I’ve got an idea! How about we come up with some crazy idea to infect the AI!

Let me know in the comments if you want me to create something.

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